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melanie-braus:

being called cute all the time but ur still single

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vergen:

randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

teppelin:

things that are cute

  • you
  • you
  • you
  • you
  • and you
  • all of you
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x-ray of a man’s healthy neck vertebrae

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

Most to Least Likely to Enjoy Cuddling

shitthesignssay:

  1. Taurus
  2. Cancer
  3. Leo
  4. Scorpio
  5. Virgo
  6. Pisces
  7. Aries
  8. Libra
  9. Gemini
  10. Aquarius
  11. Capricorn
  12. Sagittarius
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treshure:

advice from true friends
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malformalady:

Fresh flower vending machine by Rockflower